The Insects are coming to get you

So i have been absent for work... why? Well I think this is my strangest reason yet.
Well maybe this is a close second. (One time I had to miss two weeks of work and school because I was walking home and got struck by a car, and my teacher STILL gave me a lower letter grade because I had "too many absences". I was in the hospital woman!) Anyway, this time, I was stung or bitten by some little thing, that is still unknown to me and the doctors, which I was like whatever who cares. Apparently bites aren't suppose to swell to the size of a small tumor, and I had to be taken to the ER! Ridiculous! I know! I had to be forced, because the thought of having to go to the ER for a BITE was insanity to me. I mean, I guess my throat was getting swollen, and I guess I had a fever, but come on, a bite! Well it turns out after too many trips to the Doctor and ER, that fainting and fever and excess swelling equals deadly bug bite. And to top it off, the shot and medicine that they give you makes you sick as well. I mean I might as well of had the West Nile virus for the way they were treating me. When did bugs start to carry viruses? When did getting bit require more than a lil calamine lotion or benadryl? ok. This is the end of my post. Sorry my first post decided to eat my answers and not show them after I pressed that "publish post" button. Maybe this one will just decide to erase part of my entry as well. let's see.